Subheading causes predictable ironic response amongst Printers Chapel Members to 'news under threat' rumours storm in twitter community. Murmurs of "stop press news . . . says who? "
Sudden crisis of confidence in lawn tanks sector alerts share-holders in the early hours of the morning. Consortium chair declines to comment at this stage on individual cases although announced recent sightings of long expected fabulously hide bound independent enquiry. It was agreed, after discussions with company lawyers and press agency lawyers and some more lawyers, that "The report concerning grey areas in differences between garden ordinance and battlefield ordinance specifications is anticipated to appear in the public domain in due course according to plan."
Rumours about levels of interest in arts in critical discourse questionably proved significant to conference opinion poll showing artists and audiences quoted as 93.93% agreeing strongly that "it's fun" and another 3.07% smiled, asked about the question and mostly just said "Do you mean your place or mine?"
Close of day trading reports suggest Markets' rises and falls today as at about average levels of performance of divergence events for this time of the year. [see time base graphics above]Minister's real name, including several titles and nick name from when at school, revealed by our under the covers correspondent in possible cover up after partial collapse of construction and airospace group as hedge-funded assets experienced several bumpy landings last week. "What's new?" said top city analyst at Quibly Assets Managements.
Cross words overheard from Baker Street address __"...Alimentary, my dear! ... What's on?" China tea service ellipsis in eclipse predicted if sleepy dogs bark remarked embedded medic.
Church denies ecstasy at bishops' and actresses' reconciliations.
[read word-search puzzles below and above and otherwise as _' Mum's the word with band in mercy mission to redirect misguided literary holiday makers' _ Ed.] ______________________________________
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PERSONAL
Salutations __ to Roberto from Stephen _ please send kindest regards with many thanks and best greetings to Jessica and other mutual friends. It went off all right on the night they say.
Will the man __ who quotably expressed his opinion when travelling on the Clapham bus some years ago, please do get in touch with fellow travellers for a probably surprising party at The Quibly Hotel, to celebrate Mrs.Hudson's birthday, from tea-time next Friday week. Bring partners and guests and a bottle or so if you like. White tie optional. Buffet refreshments. Carriages at 3.45am for 4am start of first carriage race at Hyde Park Corner. (R.S.V.P. by telephone to the usual number)
Memorandum in memoriam __ Dear John, so sorry but what I mean is that this is not just a cryptogram, but rather more a cryptograph. I do love you, but so much virtuous reality is seriously boring. I thought for you too that it's about life and living it well. Please do forgive me for this ending, it's just another sort of intelligence, be lucky in life John, sincerely from Janet
Mum is keeping well __ and says "Please smile for the cameras and remember to speak clearly when you are spoken to by others". She thinks that Janet could be colourfully minded if invited to the party, as so too could our old friend 'The Lincolnshire Poacher', who has some new numbers for the band, from Jill to Jack and the Band.
Hi __ message to all who were at the Wizebird Creative Reading Festival. Remember me, the one with the weird hat? Did anyone else work out the relationship between the Pigeon Fancier and Mum from the 'Develop your own plots at home later', afternoon session on the Friday? I've got an exam next month and I think it's in one of the set reading short essay questions. Google comes up with too many questions and suggestions for Mum and Fancier, then I put in Pigeon and it now keeps crashing. If any of you have any ideas then please text me at the number I gave you all. _ luv u _
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GARDENING
Wheel-barrow __ suitable as balcony plants container or similar __ [quote Box No: G20]
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SECOND HAND SALES & RECYCLE DEALS
Lawn-Tanks __ used, hardly maintained 'good runners' with kaleidoscope of all latest kinetic extras for delivering ubiquitous menace __ sold as seen cash and carry buyers collect on three wise monkeys terms _ no reasons given and no reasonable offer knowingly refused _ [quote Box No: SHS&RD-0001]
Hedge-Trimmer __ kindly meant gift unwanted by dowser __ software includes management of hedgings and topiary programs __ easy to use software for you to see some amazing effects world wide during 24 hours of you first starting to play at the games console in World Markets _ comes with 'quick-learn' virtual market and cultural exchange tutorial pack including the poems of Rumi and Alfred Watkins' "The Old Straight Track" _ no reasonable offer refused to a charity of your choice __ ask for message to 'Bob the Bobber' for URL to URL [quote Box No: SHS&RD-0002]
Forecasting Program __ set up for graphics display and audio once every 24 hours depending on location for a forecast today for the next day, all at a click on the on/off +/-volume button. Reason for sale _ Owner has recently purchased new forecasting equipment including sculpted cockerel in wrought iron, and is happy for anyone to pick up the older electric version equipment for free, any day next week between lunch-time and dinner-time [quote Box No:SHS&RD-0003]
Art collections __ due to re-locations we wish to swap some of our larger size artworks for some smaller artworks of equal value __ details in confidence via Quibly Fine Arts, quoting where you saw this advertisement __ please [quote Box No: SHS&RD-0004]
Transport __ by solar, wind and alcohol powered helium lift airships for long-haul and short-haul flights. Associates seek others for launching capital further to draft version notions about adapted sets of recycled 3, 5, 7 and more 'Hercules' aircraft. __ enquiries F.OA. ALL c/o Mrs.Hudson's, Baker Street [quote Box No:SHS&RD-0005]
[see below, new penny shares in aviation logistics sector, under Merchant Banking _ Ed.]
Recently separated __ lady seeks good home for ex-partner's parrot. Still young enough to learn to improve interpersonal skills. __ Possible trial period paying guest to start with at first? __ A.S.A.P and mark S.A.E. with "F.O.A. Parrot@Janet's" [quote Box No: SHS&RD-0006]
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NEW FOR SALE OR LEASE
Design drawings __ for 'Ryanair' maximum hand luggage size case (external 54.5cm x 39.5cm x 19.5cm) in rigid lightweight flat corex with black gaffer tape fixings and custom trim with straps locations options notes included __ send SAE and 5 Euro bank note for supply of detail drawings and assembly instructions. Original artist's copyrights apply and so stylish 'artist/designer' branding labels are available, like postage stamps, for manufactures of multiples to certify royalties fees as paid. _It can also double as occasional seat, desk, portfolio, foot-rest, water carrier, pin-hole camera, picnic box, coffee table, portable pigeon coop, conceptual art conversation piece and other things too, but not at the same time __ [quote Box No: NFSOL-0001]
Locations __ World wide mid-ocean and coastal, previously mapped as islands and now mapped as regions of shallow waters. View moorings and pontoons investments prospects by www.google-earth.com __ Postcodes at most of our moorings properties currently in suspension, so go by land locations map references shown on older World maps compared with new shallow waters locations shown in newer World maps. All enquiries about 'Viewers' Guides' and 'Guides Prices' should be addressed to Quibly Estates Agents, quoting Box Number and marking the outside of envelope with senders name, address, a telephone number and sealing it with a kiss FOA Mrs.Hudson [quote Box No: NFSOL-0002]
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HOLIDAYS AND CULTURAL EXCHANGE
All the Arts __ Wizebird Festivals will be going off at previous years venues and a new one too __ look out for listings programme of events, exhibitions, studio and museum locations adventures in the arts sessions, conferences, concerts stage events including reappearance of Jack & the Band followed with show case stage and outside venues gigs throughout the week long festival of the arts. Soup of the day and meals served 24 hours from the bars and restaurants. __ Reservations? Check it out with a friend and then check into Google and enter =0v0=wisebird/arts-festivals/ticket-office/good-deals __ [*see top right for tickets lucky numbers] Moderately inexpensive per day tickets and full week tickets prices as real-time/day quote _ Camping and apartments arrangements by booking as futures. [quote Box No: H&CE-0001] Marine moorings __ Worldwide voyagers' locations for holiday cruisers or for those who might be seeking to expand floating interests and relax. All locations have pay as you go satellite communications bureaux for 'office address' use by term-residents and day-visitors. Container depots, refuelling depots, chandlers, marine and aviation engineers available. Replenish your vessels' drinking water with exactly the same as the famously bottled 'Quibly Tap Water', as served from all moorings bars and pontoon restaurants __ details from Quibly Maritime and Coastal, estates agents in marina, freeport, shipping and logistics, pontoon assets and holdings _ [quote Box No: H&CE-0002]
Aviation Logistics Limited __ are pleased to announce launch of a new penny shares issue to develop facilities and logistics services to bridge current gap in freight and passenger transport charter sectors. "Faster than a ship and cheaper than a plane" said spokesperson John Hudson for the group now heading up Aviation Logistics Ltd. "Moderately inexpensive per day to travel at cruising speed and taking a little longer to arrive allows for time to relax or work in comfortable surroundings. Travellers who are used to holiday cruises will feel 'at home' with ALL 'slow food' menus in flight meals served from restaurant adjoining promenade decks and lounge bars (smoking and non-smoking). Passenger and cabin luggage maximum weight combined up to 1 metric tonne. Freight containers as extras at pro rata charge rates. ALL services at a price aimed to suit those who can afford the time and pay a little less. _____ please contact your usual broker for details and dates for ALL airships futures, shares and bonds issues". _ [quote Box No: NMBFO-0001]
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UNCLASSIFIED
Autodidact __ usually relatively reliable, only one known previous lady owner, suit enthusiast, no reasonable offer refused _ ask for John [quote Box No: UC-0001]
Skype __ compatible appointments diaries __ plus management including communications organisation as for professional, confidential matters and personal assistance__ ask with confidence for Janet, who speaks English, French and a little Spanish, multi-lingual texts translation by arrangement _ [quote Box No: UC-0002] Artist __ available for session work, own brushes __ [quote Box No: UC-0003]
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WANTED AND FOUND
Penguin __ reported found wandering near site of old Metropolis Zoo one Wednesday afternoon last year was never ever reclaimed. Still residing at the home of obituary column writer. The penguin still enjoys going to the cinema for a treat. It could be the film or it could be the ice cream, that's the thing that's difficult to tell. Reliable contact wanted for visas and other documents for travel to Antarctica, under any flag __soonest __ [quote Box No: W&F-0002]
Pigeon __ fancier offers substantial reward for information leading to the webserver/s of falconer who has killed a pigeon, stolen a USB memory stick together with a SIM card _ and now makes ransom demands! __ In these matters of most unfortunate circumstances involving hunting during the closed season, we invite any witnesses to the catastrophe to quickly contact Jack & The Band care of Quibly Investigations and Administrations Services, as the appointed administrations packages agents for Pigeon Post & Associates Inc _subject to return of said items pronto [quote Box No: W&F-0002]
Many thanks __ to the kind person who handed in my mislaid hand luggage (black corex box case aprox. 54.5x39.5x19.5cms) at Metropolis Lost and Found Property Office _ please contact Quibly Fine Arts, and mention that you have a heard from Dr.Watson about a picture _ [quote Box No: W&F-0003]
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EDITORS FOOTNOTES by S.Quibly Will honest Jack be rewarded and put in the picture about the hand luggage case? If examinations in Creative Reading were to be made much easier and quicker to imagine, then it might 'help improve education results', very possibly to the highest degrees. Take Degrees in Media Studies for example. 'Media' at one time meant a reasonable percentage for dealing in unimaginably colossal amounts of advertising space as notional 'futures'. No one could actually know how much might ever possibly be created. Not quite like carbon offset trading, because there was less interest in forecasts, fancy hedgings and lawn-tanks about in the past, or at least it seemed so then. I learned on the job about things that would not be allowed to be taught in universities. Fiction and non fiction are inseparably telling the stories together through forms from recipes to rhetoric, from riddles to rhymes, from remarks to rumours, etc. I would suggest that young people should be allowed much more time not to prepare for fewer exams, which should be very short exams indeed. If in gods we trust and all others pay cash, then pigeons keep safe and live well.
Disclaimer ____ fictional references to such as 'tent for rent' and other items above, below or from any other point or points of view, should not be taken as being singularly or pluraly relevant or pertaining to any matter or matters whatsoever or whenever or wherever or in terms of greater or lesser than 26 dimensions, nor by elliptical equations with or without factored prime numbers simultaneously envisaged. _ [although it is worthwhile to see Arthur A. Miller's references, published 2009, to 'cubism and relativity theory'
__ Click here for link information to Simon Singh publication with £10,000 decoding prize competition details.]
Proclaimer ____ The Editor sends many warm salutations to all readers and non readers and proposes a toast "to life _ and living it well"
